It’s Wednesday Saturday, so what which means… time for the weblog that offers you the web’s most ridiculous faculty soccer preview series- it’s #FakeNunes time. Can we preserve discovering methods to get #jokesandgarbage right into a Syracuse Orange preview? You be the decide….
Now onto this week’s opponent
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Opponent: Miami Hurricanes
Location: Coral Gables, FL
Students: 19,852 college students who want their stadium was named after Pitbull
The 2025 Fake Nunes Statistical Index (#FNSI)
We proceed to look to innovate our analytics mannequin so we right here’s what the lab cooked up for this season.
Rivalry Trophy
The FNSI workers gained’t surrender on their quest to deliver again extra custom into immediately’s faculty recreation. Let’s see what they’ve acquired for this one
The 35 Trophy
It’s the 315 versus the 305 immediately so the winner will get a trophy with a 3 _ 5 on prime and the profitable staff will get to finish their space code.
Jersey Boys
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Fran Brown needs to reclaim the Garden State so let’s see how the Orange stack up towards every opponent.
The Orange have 17 gamers from Jersey on this yr’s squad whereas Miami has 3.
Advantage: Syracuse
Notable Alum
Bringing again this one as we like to drop, some data every so often to assist our loyal readers presumably win a trivia evening. After all we’re the Syracuse weblog that loves you again and we take that severely.
Jon Secada vs Vanessa Williams
With the GRAMMY nominations simply introduced, we’ve acquired the two-time winner Secada matched up towards the previous Miss America. Both artists appeared on the Pocahontas soundtrack, however solely one among them earned a GRAMMY so the colours of this wind are Syracuse Orange
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Advantage: Vanessa Williams
Punter vs Punter
Dylan Joyce is one other Aussie punter standing in the best way of Jack Stonehouse and all-ACC honors. While he’s not matching the punting numbers, he does win within the sleeve tattoo competitors.
Advantage: Miami
Orangeawatha Miron Court Special Menu Item
Thanks to Orangeawatha we now that the Miron Victory Court can have a specialty merchandise for every opponent this yr. This week, the particular merchandise will likely be Croquetas de Jamon (Cuban Ham Croquettes) and cafecitos. You’ll have to avoid wasting the Cuban cigars for after the Syracuse upset.
Fran Brown Hat Tracker
Fran went non-Cuse trademark final week, however he wasn’t going D.A.R.T. and as a substitute hit us with this Eric Emanuel hat as a substitute.
The Official #FakeNunes Game Prediction
Rickie Collins comes out and throws two early interceptions main Orange followers to scream for Jakhari Williams. On the opposite facet, Miami focuses on the run recreation and goes up 10-0. An enormous kickoff return provides Syracuse some life and a Dan Villari cross to Darrell Gill, Jr leaves Mario Cristobal confused.
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It’s a decent recreation into the fourth quarter when Malachi Toney takes over and scores on two lengthy touchdowns- one a display cross and one other on a Wildcat run. Miami will get a small little bit of revenge for final yr whereas Syracuse will get one other week of quarterback roulette.
Final Score: Miami 34, Syracuse 16