“Shockingly, our ‘brilliant’ NATO Ally, the United Kingdom, is currently planning to give away the Island of Diego Garcia, the site of a vital U.S. Military Base, to Mauritius, and to do so FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.”

Welcome to Tuesday, Prime Minister Keir Starmer.

Like many of his friends, Britain’s chief has sought to keep Donald Trump close since the begin of his second administration a yr in the past, figuring flattery was the finest strategy to navigating the US president’s narcissistic vagaries.

Now, although, as Trump prepares to fly to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Starmer too finds himself becoming a member of the ranks of these both insulted by the US President, and/or discovering their personal messages to him shared with the world.

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer delivers a statement Monday in the briefing room of 9 Downing Street in central London, Britain.

“The UK giving away extremely important land is an act of GREAT STUPIDITY,” Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform, including that it was, “another in a very long line of National Security reasons why Greenland has to be acquired.”

Perhaps Trump’s tirade was triggered by remarks made by the British prime minister on Monday – that the president’s menace to place tariffs on allies, to get his method over Greenland, was “completely wrong.”

Whatever it was, it served to have an effect on a 180-degree change on what had beforehand been White House help for Britain’s choice at hand over a group of islands in the Indian Ocean to Mauritius. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio praised the deal in May as a “historic agreement” and “monumental achievement.”

UK authorities figures despatched out to speak to the media instantly afterwards urged coolness.

“I would be in favor of keeping calm and trying to sit this out a bit, see what happens next. We’re getting this bevy of messages and so on at the moment,” senior Labour politician Emily Thornberry instructed the BBC.

She was actually proper about Trump’s use of his social media account in a single day. France’s President Emmanuel Macron was one other one caught in the maelstrom.

France's President Emmanuel Macron looks at his mobile telephones on the sidelines of the World Economic Forum (WEF) annual meeting in Davos on January 20, 2026.

Shortly earlier than posting an apparently AI-generated picture of himself in the White House exhibiting European leaders a map of North America, during which each Canada and Greenland had been coloured with the Stars and Stripes, Trump had pasted a (actual) message from Macron.

“My friend, we are totally in line on Syria, we can do great things on Iran. I do not understand what you are doing on Greenland,” Macron’s message started, earlier than occurring to counsel he might host a G7 assembly in Paris on Thursday.

As a sweetener, the French chief threw in a little additional va-va-voom at the finish.

“Let us have a dinner together in Paris together on Thursday before you go back to the US.”

Perhaps it was geared toward stirring recollections of 2017, when the Macrons and the Trumps dined collectively at the Eiffel Tower on Bastille Day after Trump had been visitor of honor at the annual parade.

Regardless, these heady days are lengthy gone.

When Trump was requested by a reporter on Monday for his response to Macron’s declining the provide of a place on his “Board of Peace,” he instantly hit beneath the belt.

“‘Well, nobody wants him because he’s going to be out of office very soon.”

Ouch.

Other latest betrayals of personal messages embrace Trump’s circulation of a message to the Norwegian prime minister accusing Norway of snubbing him over the Nobel Peace Prize, and his studying of a notice slipped him by Marco Rubio – apparently in confidence – throughout on-camera feedback about Venezuela.

In any account of toe-curling exchanges with Trump, the present NATO secretary

basic is rarely far-off.

A tall man, Mark Rutte is probably aware of stooping low to keep away from hitting his head.

“Mr President, Dear Donald. What you accomplished today in Syria is incredible. I will use my media engagements in Davos to highlight your work there, in Gaza, and in Ukraine. I am committed to finding a way forward on Greenland. Can’t wait to see you. Yours, Mark”

That object lesson in obsequiousness was additionally pushed out by Trump on Truth Social.

NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte gestures has he arrives on stage to deliver a keynote address to the Renew Europe Global Europe Forum 2026 in Brussels, on January 13, 2026.

Rutte has type, of course. Famously, he as soon as called Trump “Daddy.”

“And then Daddy has to sometimes use strong language to get it stopped,” he stated sitting reverse Trump at a NATO assembly final yr.

Trump, who loves to border worldwide relations in a method that, nicely, nearly anyone might perceive, had simply in contrast Russia’s invasion of Ukraine to a playground struggle.

“You know, they fight like hell. You can’t stop them. Let them fight for about two to three minutes, then it’s easy to stop them.”

The language is facile and vacuous, however these on-camera encounters are revealing

“I mean, what would I say in that situation?” we ponder, feeling a sympathetic twinge for the NATO secretary basic, as we watch his mind scramble a response.

Democratic governor of California Gavin Newsom instructed Sky News he had had sufficient of the craven conduct.

“I should have brought a bunch of knee pads for all the world leaders. I mean, handing out crowns, the Nobel prizes that are being given away. It’s just pathetic,” he stated.

Europe’s elite gathering in Switzerland forward of Trump’s arrival on Wednesday may envy such cockiness.

As the stakes for Europe seem to get ever greater, the problem of easy methods to take care of the US president simply seems to get madder by the second.



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