Taylor Alison Swift, famous numerologist and famous person performer, has taken a break from sourdough to bake up a new album out now.
“The Life of a Showgirl” – Swift’s twelfth album, introduced at 12:12 a.m. on August 12 – reunites her with Shellback and Swedish hitmaker Max Martin, the producer who advised the Backstreet Boys what way they wanted it and helped Kelly Clarkson clarify what she’d been as much as since U been gone. The pair can also be behind Swift hits “Bad Blood” and “Shake it Off.”
The album’s 12 tracks have a practically 42-minute runtime – temporary by Swift’s latest requirements. That is, of course, assuming she doesn’t pull a “Tortured Poets Department” half two and surprise everyone with another double album mere hours later. Would the Internet survive? We’re unsure.

Swift teased throughout her look on fiancé Travis Kelce’s podcast “New Heights” that “The Life of a Showgirl” is “the record I’ve been wanting to make for a very long time” and about “everything that was going on behind the curtain” throughout her monster Eras Tour.
Here’s the official tracklist:
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“The Fate of Ophelia”
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“Elizabeth Taylor”
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“Opalite”
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“Father Figure”
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“Eldest Daughter”
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“Ruin The Friendship”
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“Actually Romantic”
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“Wi$h Li$t”
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“Wood”
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“CANCELLED!”
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“Honey”
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“The Life of a Showgirl” (Feat. Sabrina Carpenter)
Let the Easter Egg hunt start.
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