Review by Brian Lowry, NCS

Old toys by no means die. They simply hold coming again in new poses and flexing completely different muscle groups as motion pictures and TV exhibits.

This weekend brings two common artifacts from many a childhood again to screens: “Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins” hits theaters, with Henry Golding (“Crazy Rich Asians”) as the martial-arts warrior; and “Master of the Universe: Revelation” lands on Netflix, providing director Kevin Smith’s up to date animated spin on the collection, bringing a bit extra energy and definitely increased stakes for these weaned on the stiff restricted animation of the Nineteen Eighties.

“Snake Eyes” represents the third live-action “G.I. Joe” film — eight years after the final entry — drawing upon a Hasbro toy franchise launched in the ’60s. Yet as a lot as the film seems to yearn to jump-start the franchise, it appears to have forgotten to trouble with a coherent script, leaving one to surprise how a movie with this a lot motion one way or the other manages to be so boring.

Golding’s title character is launched as a baby given a powerful motivation for revenge. When we meet him twenty years later, he stays on that quest, main him to Japan and into the world of an historic clan often known as the Arashikage.

For a lot of the first hour, Snake Eyes seeks to search out his place in their hierarchy, which retains testing his value at the same time as they face an exterior risk from the Yakuza, a shadowy prison enterprise.

Yes, there’s ultimately room for the terror-fighting Joes and their bitter enemy Cobra to squeeze into the narrative, however director Robert Schwentke (“RED”) and a trio of screenwriters take the “origins” half so severely that the story inches alongside for 2 hours — punctuated by martial-arts motion and fretting a couple of magical artifact — earlier than basically operating out of time.

Golding makes a strong hero, with Andrew Koji and Haruka Abe as key clan members — one having welcomed him into their ranks, the different skeptical. But there’s solely a lot that actors can do with materials this woefully skinny, turning “Snake Eyes” right into a film that approximates the look of motion figures, however in the end can’t conjure the depth of them.

As for “Masters of the Universe,” Smith presents a refreshed tackle the authentic present, augmented by a big-name voice forged, together with Mark Hamill as Skeletor, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Teela and a pair of “Game of Thrones” alums, Lena Headey and Liam Cunningham, as Evil-Lyn and Man-At-Arms, respectively.

Basically selecting up the place earlier variations left off, the tone is edgier and clearly extra bold, starting with the proven fact that there’s precise combating, and the risk to Eternia is of a nature that imperils the universe.

Smith approaches all of it severely — or no less than as earnestly as you’ll be able to when a man hoists a sword and shouts “By the power of Grayskull!”

For these anticipating one thing actually boundary-pushing, relaxation assured, nobody will confuse this with “Clerks.” Indeed, besides maybe for these closely steeped in “Masters” lore, the motion grinds alongside telling a serialized story that’s billed a “Part I.”

Smith defined his fondness for “Masters of the Universe” in a be aware to critics, writing, “Reverence for the source material was our first priority. We knew we were playing with people’s childhoods here, and we didn’t want to negate or ruin their happy memories of the classic cartoon they grew up loving.”

With due respect to followers, these cartoons weren’t superb. Moreover, there was an unsavory side to the toy-based TV exhibits of the Nineteen Eighties, which the late activist Peggy Charren at the time dubbed “program-length commercials” that have been “created to sell things,” whereas she advocated for higher programming geared toward youngsters.

Today, youthful audiences have an unlimited assortment of choices, if normally at a worth. Yet whereas the packaging is completely different, “Snake Eyes” and “Masters of the Universe: Revelation” principally reveal that the extra issues change, the extra they keep the similar.

“Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins” premieres in US theaters on July 23. It’s rated PG-13.

“Masters of the Universal: Revelation” premieres on Netflix on July 23.

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